i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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