"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
