would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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