i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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