Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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