Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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