The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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