So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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