do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So vagazzling was a success
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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