Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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