also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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