5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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