is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just gift wrapped bread.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I think my moral compass just broke
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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