I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk