Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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