I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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