I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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