2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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