Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
don't judge my taste in strippers
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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