found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You're earring is so big in my mouth
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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