Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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