Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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