May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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