one word: firstdatebathroomanal
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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