ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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