Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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