True but thats because hes a fetus.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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