I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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