dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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