I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
they need to just BURY HIM!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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