Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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