: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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