out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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