sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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