we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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