But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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