So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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