I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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