just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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