Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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