u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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