shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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