Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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