Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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