I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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