Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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