I'm jealous of your bromance
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
How does one acquire holy water?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
