Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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