he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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