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good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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