can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
My penis needs a shock collar
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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