David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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