Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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